House Water Tee worn by a model, back view, studio
House Water Tee worn by a model, back view, by a water fountain
House Water Tee worn by a model, front view, studio
House Water Tee worn by a model, front view, by a water fountain
House Water Tee, product shot
House Water Tee, product shot

House Water Tee

$48

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the free one. tasting notes on the back: sulphur, pennies, a hint of swamp.

SizeSelect a size
Fit Relaxed

A relaxed fit with a soft drape. It’s garment-dyed, so the colour varies a little from tee to tee.

Any 3 pieces, 15% off the lot. It comes off in your bag.

Delivery in 4 to 10 working days Made when you order, then shipped with tracking.
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  • Free UK delivery over £50, always tracked
The design

“House Water”, served on a silver tray: artisanal theme park tap water, with tasting notes of sulphur, pennies and a hint of swamp. It’s free, it’s warm, and at 14:00 it’s the best thing you’ve ever had.

A relaxed, garment-dyed tee in washed black organic cotton.

  • Print: House Water back print, small OTC on the chest
  • Fit: relaxed, with a soft drape
  • Fabric: 100% organic cotton, garment-dyed
Fit and fabric
Garment
Garment-dyed vintage tee
Fit
Relaxed
Fabric
100% organic cotton, garment-dyed

Care: wash cold, inside out. Skip the tumble dryer and the print lasts longer.

Measurements
Measurements in centimetresMeasurements in inches
SizeAChest widthBLengthCSleeve
S49.519.571.12822.99
M53.32173.72924.19.5
L55.92276.23022.99
XL62.224.578.73124.810
2XL662681.33225.410
3XL72.428.583.8332610

Measured laid flat by the maker. Each one can vary by up to 5 cm.

Shipping and returns

Made to order. Printing takes 2 to 5 working days, then delivery takes 2 to 5 more in the UK and US, tracked. Pieces printed on the other side of the Atlantic take 5 to 20; the estimate above is for your country. Free UK delivery over £50.

Full delivery info. Returns, exchanges and misprints: see the FAQ.

Size guide

Garment-dyed vintage tee

Fit Relaxed

A relaxed fit with a soft drape. It’s garment-dyed, so the colour varies a little from tee to tee.

Garment measurements, laid flat

Measurements in centimetresMeasurements in inches
SizeAChest widthBLengthCSleeve
49.519.571.12822.99
53.32173.72924.19.5
55.92276.23022.99
62.224.578.73124.810
662681.33225.410
72.428.583.8332610

Measured laid flat by the maker. Each one can vary by up to 5 cm.

  • AChest width Armpit to armpit, laid flat
  • BLength Top of the shoulder to the hem
  • CSleeve Shoulder seam to the cuff

How to pick

Lay something that fits you well flat, measure it the same way, and go for the closest size.

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